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GOLDEN GUY
Ultra, lead singer for the BUCKING BLOVIATORS and the STARVED FOR ENTERTAINMENT HUDDLED MASSES
Legend has it that the Golden Guy was abandoned at an early age and raised by wild but small and affable dogs. His tortured upbringing shaped and is what dictates his M.O. which will always be to always have a better song with a better hook and with a better bridge not burned, but slightly charred.
*No Woke Code Authority approved.
COL. POPPIN’
Bass Guitar Player, THE BUCKING BLOVIATORS
Nearly always finding the bottom line, just as he nearly always breathes. In his ex-military career, his eyes experienced all possible tragedy, henceforth emulsifying pain and suffering into his pure musical notes of a high calm and a new superhuman understanding of country and western music.
PLECTRUM
Lead guitar, THE BUCKING BLOVIATORS
His eye-hand coordination has been proven by countless memory units to be so fast— that for a fraction of a second, he can actually see into the future. This indeed explains his ability to play a blazing solo that the uneducated listener has always mysteriously known, but has never really heard.
LANKY LUKE
Drummer, THE BUCKING BLOVIATORS
Historically he has redefined a new and more sensitive, witness protection program for desensitized nonviolent offenders. “Lanky Luke” proves, by example, that even with a darned good click track, being at the right place at the right time doesn’t prove that you are actually there.